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Am I a Boy or a Girl?

Journal Entry: Sun Oct 4, 2009, 8:27 AM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: DJ AM - Banana Live
  • Eating: I BITE YOUR FACE
haaa. Anyone wanna do this, too? fft

BOY SIDE

[X] you love hoodies [i gotta few, yo]
[X] you love jeans [basically all I wear]
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[X] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall [fff, it's usually me, though]
[X] you've played with/against boys on a team? [..err, of course?]
[X] shopping is torture [GOD. WHY.]
[X] sad movies suck [yeah, fuck sad movies, give me some action adventure, yo]
[X] you own a XBOX [not a 360 unfortunately, i need one 'cause everyone's on it]
[X] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [ffffffuck yes]
[X] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [..fffff yeah, actually; imagine me saving people, yo]
[X] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega [I have all three currently, yo, just need a new power cord and a controller for the Sega, zoto]
[X] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers [GO GO POWER RAAANNGGGGERSS]
[X] you watch sports on TV [Usually when there's nothing else on, college football, yo]
[X] gory movies are cool [fffffff, that's if it's not mindless gore, yo]
[X] you used to go to your dad for advice [used to being the key word]
[X] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport [ROTC and track, yo]
[X] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh [I STILL DO, OH GOD I'M A LOSER]
[X] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear [i got lots, yo]
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[X] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [i like me some red, zoto]
[X] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [fuckin' right]
[X] sports are fun [s'all i do]
[X] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth [all the time, fffff, i'm so impolite]
[X] you sleep at night with your socks on [MY ROOM'S COLD]
[X] you have fished at least once [I used to all the time, still got my fishin' rod, yo]

TOTAL= 23

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[X] you go to your mom for advice [..she's cool, yo]
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[X] you like wearing jewelery [mostly the manry stuff. ..shut up]
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[X] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed [..yeah, it really does D8 it's mostly 'cause my hair, yo, s'hard to take care of an afro, haha.]
[X] you smile a lot more than you should [does a sly grin count?]
[X] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [for cosplay, obviously]
[ ] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[X] you like wearing body spray/deoderant [that's a given, manry]
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[ ] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[X] you like putting makeup on others [...m'an artist, i'm good at it.]
[X] you like being the star of almost everything [ffff turks aren't awesome without me, yo]

TOTAL= 8


..haha, yeah, i see what you mean, yo.

Comics.

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 3, 2009, 8:23 AM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: Capsule - FRUITS CLIPPER
  • Eating: I BITE YOUR FACE
So.. I took a stab at making a comic, because I feel I should prolly get started on one to keep me busy here and there.

I posted it up on smackjeeves, it's called High School Trauma ---> [link] Feel free to check it, though I doubt it's going to be effin' amazing. xD; Read the description; as lame as it is. It explains it all. >>;

Also, just as shameless a plug as that, check out my buddy :iconwarcow-ushi: 's comic on smackjeeves, Reapers: A Prologue to War. [link] He's the one that's been giving me a shit ton of ideas for my own comic, so. show him some love 8D

.. yeah. Nothing much else for me to say, except.

REYCE, MOTHER FUCKER, LET'S FIGURE A DAY TO HANG OUT BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS D8<

QUIZ TIME, MOTHER FUCKERS

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 30, 2009, 2:18 PM
  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: LMFAO - Yes
  • Eating: I BITE YOUR FACE
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. [err. sometimes.]
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar. [I'm so forgetful]
[x] You own a credit card. [that i should cancel D:< ]
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting. [not really, but it's fun to make fun of]

TOTAL SO FAR: 6


[x] You show up for school late a lot. [not my fault, traffic fails as does commuting]
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. [gotta doodle somehow]
[ ] You've never gotten a detention. [...hahahaha....]
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week [..more than once]

TOTAL SO FAR: 12


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to. [maaaa, it's just in my nature D8]
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 17


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up. [i'm a spelling nazi sometimes]
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name. [if 'hey you' or 'ku' counts as a name]
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the your country 3 or more times. [haven't really been out of the state.. but like, twice]
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

Total/Age: 25 woooo; but it lies, I'm 19. |:

MIYAVI and Anime Matsuri

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 12, 2009, 5:42 AM
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: KJFLDS;FL NOTHING D:<
gfmklsfmdllsd


I dislike Anime Matsuri's timing on things


I waited about 3-4 HOURS in fucking line for the concert, so my legs hurt like a bitch right now, but it was totally worth it


MIYAVI's amazzziiiinnnggg live fjdkslflsdkfs Also

My prize for the damn night; he took his water bottle and spat at the crowd, then threw it

I have that damn bottle 8D

Holy shit, I'm stupid 78% of the time

Journal Entry: Sat Mar 28, 2009, 6:00 PM
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: graahahhdsajkdsa
  • Playing: Flash Flash Revolution - Cash Cow
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 16

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (It took me THREE YEARS to understand what Gold Member meant... It was one of the random "OH" things..)
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 24

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (TODAY)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 32

41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 38

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (Why would I need to know MY number? I don't call myself! )
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 48

61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total:57

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total:64

81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 71

91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Grand Total: 78% of the time, I'm stupid.

Holy damn, I am a dumb mother fucker.

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